I can’t stop.

plug:

Before and after listening to Beyonce

plug:

Before and after listening to Beyonce

bakrua:

bakrua:

as soon as im 18 i can make money selling pictures of myself wearing cute clothes

just one more year

and by clothes i mean cute underwear. cant wait 2 be a slut

Anyone wanna snapchat?
yoursquishybear is mine

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

Batmans true identity.

mammacarnage:

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

I’m going to tell you something.

I worked in a second hand entertainment shop. This would happen to me near on a daily basis. And I wouldn’t just happen to me on stuff relating “broken” items. It happened when it came to sales. I was constantly ignored by males who walked straight to the male staff, even if they were at the other end of the tills.

I was even serving one guy, demoing a camcorder for him, as soon as a male staff member appeared, he walked over to them and said “You can help”

I even told my exbosses this on a number of occasions and they found it funny.

But I was being dead serious. I also wasn’t the only female who felt that way.

shiba500:

making flat shiba

roidyraw:

As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to

sarahscare-a:

ok, so my friends boyfriend called me saying that he found this little guy at the pepsi storage area he works at, it almost got run over, and he didnt want to see it get hurt and he doesnt want it to die, so im going to raise it, since it was in the middle of the store and no other babies or mother around. can anyone tell me what kind of rodent it is? im not sure if its a mouse, rat, or anything else, but it would sure help if anyone could give me help with this. its eyes and ears are not fully developed yet. but since it was found in the pepsi place, im going to call it pepsi.

just-a-demon-butler:

RULE TIME! 

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME. 

REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WISH.

FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTIONS! 

IF YOU DO NOT WISH FOR A DRESS! That is a-okay! I will pay for a cosplay of your liking as long as it’s under 200 USD! You will still receive a headband, tea (of your liking) and a tea set! 

If you would like a closer look at the sites that I’ll be purchasing from! 

THE DRESSES / HEADBANDS / TEA / TEA SET

GIVEAWAY WILL END AUGUST 1ST! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 I MUST HAVE SOME FORM OF PERMISSION FROM YOUR GUARDIAN(S)!

The desired dress of choice will take awhile to make so please keep that in mind! Thank you!  

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun